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My biggest mistake was trying bangs at all in 1982. You’ve seen my hair. It doesn’t do bangs. It doesn’t do anything sane. You go ahead and enjoy pulling it back for a while. Life begins at the edge of your comfort zone, cuz. You got this! 💪

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Your hair is fantastic!

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I currently (at age 52) have my first mullet, which was not exactly the look I was going for…. I think it will look normal again in a year…. 🤞🤣🤩

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Mullets are having a moment! But also, if you can rock a shaved head, you can rock a mullet.

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The last time I had short hair was in grad school, when a trainee stylist at Aveda had to call her supervisor over to fix what she’d done to my head. Never again.

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Ooooooooh noooooooo I can only imagine

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ugh that sucks, but also this was funny as hell lol

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lol thank you 🫡

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Oh, switching stylists is absolute HELL!!! I am so sorry but you wrote such a funny piece about it—though I know that’s a small consolation lol

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Haha thank you, bad cuts come for us all eventually!

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